I’m still an amateur-I haven’t even posted my first Instagram yet, for fear of setting the wrong tone. It’s an interesting place, full of pornographic pictures of fried chicken sandwiches, semi-pornographic pictures of bikini-clad models, short videos of drunk people doing stupid shit, cats, dogs, sunsets, Busy Phillips and friends who look like they’re having a better time, in cooler places, than I am. True story: After years of lukewarm resistance, I recently joined the social media platform, Instagram.
